Who: Michael Phelps and Eli Manning.

Background: Michael Phelps is an Olympic gold medal swimmer and world record title holder who surpassed Mark Spitz in winning the most gold medals in one Olympics. Elisha Nelson “Eli” Manning IV is an American football quarterback for the New York Giants and current Super Bowl Champion. 

Related info: They have an outward appearance of the ordinary geek, but make no mistake, these goobers have enabled super powers! Sure Mike can swimmer faster than any human being alive and Eli can throw a football far and accurate, while men who resemble freight trains attempt to pummel him, but big freakin deal, right? I mean its not like they have real balls like those synchronized swimmers. It’s the synchronized swimmers who exhibit the real pain and sacrifice! I bet you didn’t even know that 37% of Synchronized Swimmers lose their sense of smell due to immense nose-clip wearing, yes that’s right immense nose-clip wearing, and this is all done for you, the casual sports fan. But that is what a REAL athlete does, it’s called taking one for the team my friends. 

Who: Adam Sandler and Michael Phelps.

Background: Michael Phelps is an Olympic gold medal swimmer and world record title holder who surpassed Mark Spitz in winning the most gold medals in one Olympics.  Adam Sandler is an actor, comedian and musician who is most well known for starring the films, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore.

Related info: Michael Phelps went to Beijing China to represent the USA in the Summer 2008 Olympics and won 8 gold medals while Adam Sandler has currently amassed two gold records and two 2x platinum albums, hey guys, “not to shabby!”

Who: Michael Phelps and John Krasinski

Background: Michael Phelps is an Olympic gold medal swimmer and world record title holder. John Krasinski is an actor who is most well known for portraying the character Jim Halpert on the U.S. television series The Office.

Related info: Michael Phelps went to Beijing China to represent the USA in the Summer 2008 Olympics, while Jim Halpert represented the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin for the annual Dundees Awards, 2008.