Who: John Madden and Chris Farley.

Background: John Madden is a former National Football League player, a former head coach with the Oakland Raiders and a football video game icon. Chris Farley was an American comedian and actor who was a member at Chicago’s Second City Theatre and later went on to the cast of the American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live.

Things in common: A van down by the river and Turducken.

Who: Darth Sidious and Bill Belichick

Background: Darth Sidious, aka Palpatine, was one of the main villains in the Star Wars series. Palpatine was a deceitful and manipulative politician of the Republic. Bill Belichick is the head coach of the New England Patriots. Belichick has been under scrutiny since “Spygate” where his team illegally videotaped other teams defensive signals.

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Who would you trust more?

Who: Lil Wayne and Al Harris

Background: Lil Wayne is a rapper who has been signed to Cash Money records since he was a teenager. Currently, Lil Wayne is one of the most popular artists with his last album, Tha Carter III, selling over 2 million copies. Al Harris is a cornerback for NFL’s Green Bay Packers. Harris is known for his tough bump-and-run style of play. 

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Who: Chad Pennington and Michael Cera.

Background: Chad Pennington is an NFL quarterback currently playing for the Miami Dolphins. Michael Cera is an actor best known for his roles in Superbad, Juno, and Arrested Devlopment.

Who: Sgt. Slaughter and Bill Cowher

Background: Sgt. Slaughter is a former WWE Wrestler who’s real name is Robert Remus. Slaughter used to battle in the ring against the likes of Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and Macho Man Randy Savage. Bill Cowher is a former NFL coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers who is now a studio analyst for The Nfl Today.

Fact: Bill Cowher has been nicknamed “The Chin” or “The Jaw” because of the face that he makes in his frustration or anger.

Who: Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps.

Background: Mike Tomlin is the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. At 36 years old Tomlin is one of the youngest coaches in all of professional sports. Omar Epps is an actor who currently plays the role of Dr. Foreman on FOX’s House.

Who: Michael Phelps and Eli Manning.

Background: Michael Phelps is an Olympic gold medal swimmer and world record title holder who surpassed Mark Spitz in winning the most gold medals in one Olympics. Elisha Nelson “Eli” Manning IV is an American football quarterback for the New York Giants and current Super Bowl Champion. 

Related info: They have an outward appearance of the ordinary geek, but make no mistake, these goobers have enabled super powers! Sure Mike can swimmer faster than any human being alive and Eli can throw a football far and accurate, while men who resemble freight trains attempt to pummel him, but big freakin deal, right? I mean its not like they have real balls like those synchronized swimmers. It’s the synchronized swimmers who exhibit the real pain and sacrifice! I bet you didn’t even know that 37% of Synchronized Swimmers lose their sense of smell due to immense nose-clip wearing, yes that’s right immense nose-clip wearing, and this is all done for you, the casual sports fan. But that is what a REAL athlete does, it’s called taking one for the team my friends. 

Who: Brett Favre and Geoff Jenkins.

Background: Brett Favre is an American football player on the New York Jets and most recently was the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers from 1992 to 2007. Geoff Jenkins is a Major League Baseball player who currently plays for the Philadelphia Phillies. Jenkins previously played for the Milwaukee Brewers from 1998 until 2007.

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